www.boingboing.net/2005/03/...rs_m.html
>I don't understand why garbage men always seem angry? What's to be angry about? They are well paid, have no deadlines or stress, never have to get their butt out of their seat, get excellent health benefits, paid vacation, and so on.
Garbage men never have to worry about getting fired, no matter how badly they screw up. That's probably why the Los Angeles garbage man who snapped my phone, TV cable, and internet lines, damaging my roof in the process, drove away without so much as a note with a number we could call. A neighbor saw the whole thing happen this morning. The driver shrugged and kept on going. "Not my problem," he probably thought to himself, assuming he had enough empathy to realize he had inconvenienced another person.
Now there are cables stretched across the road. I called the city, and they told me they'll send me a paper form in the mail to fill out. That's the city's way of dealing with the problem quickly.
The cable guy is here now, but he said he couldn't fix it until the pole on the roof was fixed. I climbed up on the roof and unbent the pole enough for him to pull the cable through.
The phone company won't come until Saturday. Meanwhile, the garbage man is probably downloading internet porn, yelling at his ex-wife's child support lawyer on the phone, and watching Die Hard VIII on cable, because nobody snapped his wires. I don't like you, garbage man.<
oooh, baby! yeah yeah yeah!!!!!
This is what blogs were made for!
>I don't understand why garbage men always seem angry? What's to be angry about? They are well paid, have no deadlines or stress, never have to get their butt out of their seat, get excellent health benefits, paid vacation, and so on.
Garbage men never have to worry about getting fired, no matter how badly they screw up. That's probably why the Los Angeles garbage man who snapped my phone, TV cable, and internet lines, damaging my roof in the process, drove away without so much as a note with a number we could call. A neighbor saw the whole thing happen this morning. The driver shrugged and kept on going. "Not my problem," he probably thought to himself, assuming he had enough empathy to realize he had inconvenienced another person.
Now there are cables stretched across the road. I called the city, and they told me they'll send me a paper form in the mail to fill out. That's the city's way of dealing with the problem quickly.
The cable guy is here now, but he said he couldn't fix it until the pole on the roof was fixed. I climbed up on the roof and unbent the pole enough for him to pull the cable through.
The phone company won't come until Saturday. Meanwhile, the garbage man is probably downloading internet porn, yelling at his ex-wife's child support lawyer on the phone, and watching Die Hard VIII on cable, because nobody snapped his wires. I don't like you, garbage man.<
oooh, baby! yeah yeah yeah!!!!!
This is what blogs were made for!
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Re: Mark Rants
Fri, March 18, 2005 - 11:17 AMi'm going to remix mark's rant by changing 'garbage man' to 'landscaper dudes' and post it on my tribe blog... -
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Re: Mark Rants
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 4:34 AMwww.boingboing.net/2005/04/...hink.html
"(Sadly, it appears that the programs are available only in the incredibly irritating RealPlayer format. Why not MP3 and Bittorent? I would love to start up a fund to buy Real Networks and put them out of their misery.)"
Another good low-key rant. I'm all for Real being capped in some kind of dot-com monopoly-money drive-by. I hear they're playing nice with their latest player, and are probably stunned that NO ONE trusts them after their last two installers pissed all over everyone's computers.
I'm all about the RealAlternative on Windows, but is there one for Mac OSX? -
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Re: Mark Rants
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 5:57 AMto keep the collection together, here's his Switch page at Apple: www.apple.com/switch/stor...nfelder.html
parody of Mark's apple ad: www.ubergeek.tv/article.php
th' old (sniff!) QuickTopic discussion: www.quicktopic.com/15/H/tDEBWuAKEqpj
switch icons for OSX: www.boingboing.net/2002/07/...onic.html
Unseen switches, including Mark's: www.boingboing.net/2004/11/...l_mo.html
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Re: Mark Rants
Thu, April 14, 2005 - 12:01 PM"I'm all about the RealAlternative on Windows, but is there one for Mac OSX?"
I believe mplayer has been ported to OSX, download it while it is still (easily) available.
www.mplayerhq.hu/ -
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Re: I believe mplayer has been ported to OSX, download it while it is still (easily) available.
Fri, April 15, 2005 - 1:13 AMI've been using MPlayer, but it runs pretty poorly on my iBook. I guess I was hoping for just a codec that would plug into Quicktime.
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Mark Apologizes
Fri, April 22, 2005 - 6:21 AMwww.boingboing.net/2005/04/...em_s.html
it's just not as much fun when he does that.
integrity. reh. -
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Re: Mark Apologizes
Fri, April 22, 2005 - 8:59 AMIt's cute. And I think it's nice of him, even though Real is still a mediocre solution with a long history of UFIA for their users. -
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Enron
Mon, April 25, 2005 - 12:05 PMwww.boingboing.net/2005/04/...n_th.html
"[The documentary, Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room] convinced me beyond any doubt that Skilling and Lay are cold-blooded criminals who wiped out the life savings of countless people, deceived 20,000 employees, and ratcheted down the global econonmy, but I doubt they'll ever go to prison. Even though the duo embarrassed and angered the politicians they placed into offce, such as George W. Bush, Lay and Skilling will live out their lives as buck-passing, finger-pointing, chaffeur-driven gazillionares. The only thing they regret is getting caught." -
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Re: Enron
Wed, April 27, 2005 - 1:36 AMI dunno. I think Lay had a nervous breakdown, didn't he?
I hear the best cure for that is an enema, via a grenade launcher. -
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mark gets a rant via phone
Wed, August 9, 2006 - 1:37 PMwww.boingboing.net/2006/08/..._fro.html
heh. the guy is typing as he speaks and is somewhat disassociated. if only his name and company/website weren't blotted out -- path to insta-fame!
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Re: This is what blogs were made for!
Fri, March 18, 2005 - 6:22 PMI think it's funny how Mark seems like a really nice guy, even when he's spewing flames. It's like a bic-lighter that has had the flame-height safety taken off. It's effective, but still not anything that feels like someone's head is going to get kicked in.
And the garbageman in question sounds like he should get his head kicked in.